I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong
THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN, NOT LIKE THE OTHERS, THIS IS THE BEST! THE BEST. THE BEST. THE FUCKING BEST.
THE FUCKING AFTER CREDITS SCENE
This video, I like it!
BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN JESUS CHRIST
NO I CANT BREATHE PLEASE
I don’t care what you’re doing, just STOP SCROLLING AND WATCH THIS
Oh my god, why doesn’t this have more notes?
THIS IS SO SATISFYING I HAVE NEVER SEEN IT EDITED LIKE THIS
never forget when I was waiting for vampire weekend to come on stage and I realized tom delonge from blink 182 was sitting in front of me so I tried to take a picture but the flash went off
sometimes I can whip out a sweet essay in two hours and sometimes it takes me four tries to spell prevalent
SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD
WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??
MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS
SO WE MADE SOME MORE
AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
THEN MY DAD JOINED IN
whenever I’m sad I remember this post
Secret Service: “Dammit, we need to stop playing hide and seek.”
Calvin Coolidge: “You lose.”
Also, apparently as President he often went to dinner parties he hated. Someone finally asked why he went. His reply: “Got to eat somewhere.” Source
the pair of underwear i had signed by the cast of Supernatural and the responses it elicited from each of them:
Jensen: “what brand are these? i’m not familiar. not that i should be familiar with ladies’ underwear, but that’s probably best.”
Matt: “i feel like i need to make an announcement.”
Misha: “thank you so much for this golden opportunity.”
Sebastian: “these are quite sexy! i rather like them plain like this. are you going to be wearing them later?”
Mark: “you’re bloody joking. well go on, hold these while i sign the ass. this is my space.”
Jared: *30 seconds of unrestrained giggling*
when people are pushing ur buttons and ur just like “how am i gonna be a hufflepuff about this”
was I supposed to sing that to the tune of pompeii? because that’s what happened