Hello all my name is Mary. I have been told I am pretty cool. I also have a youtube channel.
My parents are using leverage to make me do things they want.
dere you go
ey you lil shits
lets just talk about this here cookie recipe
I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING
1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN
For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:
Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.
After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.
no mom it’s not a phase
it’s a phaser
sorry mom gotta go the enterprise is waiting
OH MY GOD BUT
I JUST REALIZED
THAT WASN’T CAS KILLING HUNDREDS OF DEANS IN SECLUSION
THAT WAS CAS
HEARING DEAN’S PRAYERS
AFTER EVERY FEW KILLINGS
I THOUGHT THIS EPISODE COULDN’T GET ANY MORE PAINFUL
I WAS WRONG
SATAN, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET YOUR ASS TO BED!
wait so what if you pair this
"Cas, don’t, please!"
DID I SAY I WAS DONE HURTING YOU YET
HOW DID METATRON GET WI-FI
imagine steve rogers finding out people were saying that girls and women shouldn’t wear captain america merchandise and uploading a youtube video of him that consists of like seven minutes of him reading the stupid comments out loud in silly voices and laughing
FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN
CHAMPION OF THE
YOU’RE A MASTER OF KARATE
FOR EV ERY ONE!
praise the sun
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
THIS IS LIKE JARVIS.
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.
BREAKING NEWS FROM SDCC: MARVEL STAR CHRIS EVANS ON A LEFT BOOB GRAB RAMPAGE. FIVE PEOPLE ARE DEAD. THIRTY ARE CRITICAL. NO LEFT BOOB IS SAFE.
UPDATE: JEREMY RENNER BRAVELY ATTEMPTS TO RETALIATE:
I asked Benedict Cumberbatch a question this week. As a door prize, I got a penguin-shaped flash drive, and here is what was on it.
Two seconds of cuteness